|photo via flushotlocator.com...and with this kind of message, I'm surprised they are a successful operation. Btw, this is what I look like when I get a shot. I wish I could see the nurse's face. She probably looks happy.|
|photo via Complex.com...I cropped his tat out of it.|
|"Is" or "are"??? I debated over photoshop-ing this...|
3. I helped get chips and salsa for a sales meeting at work. There were like ten massive shopping bags full of chips and two trays of salsa. When I get groceries at home, I will basically rip my arms off my body if it means I only have to make one trip from the car to my apartment. So I accepted the challenge of carrying all of them in in one trip so we didn't have to go back and Gina got the messy salsa. We walked past no less than 50 men and two women and NONE of them offered to help. Which is fine - you can't be close to 30, live alone and not know how to carry armfuls of bags. But many of them went as far as acting like they didn't even see us. Even if I see a man carrying things I offer to help. We'll see who has the last laugh when they're needing menus designed...
|Big Tex smiling while burning...yet his eyes are silently putting the "OWWWW!" in "hOWdy." (photo via dallasnews.com)|
|For the record, this is how I feel after I blow dry my hair. (photo via myfoxdfw.com)|